What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Are you happy with your life?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No

Me : I don't drink

Me : Thank you.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink coffee also